Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Stacy From Louisville Bible College Personal Evangelism Course

Like most students who go to Bible college my first year was bogged down by core curriculum. My first class was about the college rules. (I'm not kidding.) There was also English Lit., How To Marry A Pastor, Spanish, and Why People Who Are Tattooed Are Never To Be Trusted. It wasn't until my junior year that I hit the hardcore classes. I took a missions class and learned about clothing the natives in Africa. There was a youth ministry class that scrutinized proper harmony to "It Only Takes A Spark" and gave advice on what to do when you realized your degree was outdated by the middle of your senior year.

My favorite class by far was a personal evangelism course. But, today, instead of telling you about the class I'd like to show you the Stacy From Louisville Bible College version of what I learned. I guarantee what you are about to see will improve your personal witnessing skills by nearly 34%. And that's significant, or my name's not Stacy From Louisville.

Please save all your questions and comments until the teaching clip is completed. Watch carefully! There may be a quiz. Or a chance to come forward.



Now, what did you learn today? Be sure to let me know...

19 comments:

Candace Jean July 16 said...

She scores! This was awesome!

To think of what I missed attending a state university. For shame.

Dish This! said...

Candace, I went to a state University too, and this is exactly how my bible study group used to evangelize, minus the coffee.

Beth E. said...

Hmmm...always wondered about those Bible colleges...now I know! lol

This was great!

Blessings...

Jan said...

I learned I should lock my doors if I'm playing the wii instead of sharing my faith. I should wear a helmet and shoulder pads if I go out for coffee with an already believing friend. I should always speak in rhymes if I want be super spiritual... what great lessons for today! Thanks!

bridget said...

Oh linebackers <3 My school made 2 of these videos a few years ago-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PcARA6Ygu8 and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAN4RkrKqzg. My favorite part is in the first one, watching an organist get tackled out of the organ loft for playing something that wasn't written by Charles Wesley.

Max02 said...

Wow, hilarious.

I sent the youtube link to some coworkers here in my church office. Maybe it'll give them some ideas...

Tasty said...

I'm one minute in and cracking up! LOVE it.

verify word: dedump (write your own joke here.)

Tasty said...

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, shout OUT in the coffee shop, bay-bee!

Alison said...

"Get off the flo', and go get the do'!!" That is beyond genius, and takes me back to those great door-knocking days. Good times.

Julianna said...

Wow!! I learned that you can't hide. He's watching you. . .

WV: lomene
My daughter got a rash on her face the last time she ate lomene.

alicia said...

that was beyond fantastic!

word verification: hairesse
the heresy committed by a televangelist's wife who does not have big hair.

Gabrielle Eden said...

I've seen this video before - funny!

fb said...

I learned -----DUCK!!!

Amanda Mae said...

We used this at a retreat a couple years back. The staff still tackles each other for Jesus occasionally.

Hillary @ The Dunham Diaries said...

Hilarious. My favorite parts were:
"You've got to get off the flo and go do to do", the part where he knocks the kid on the Xbox back to reveal a lovely sectional sofa and the fact that he will "knox da pride out of ya'".
So funny. I can't wait to send to me youth pastor.
Oh, yes. State university. Too bad.

Gee said...

Ok, I am still trying to get "...to get a fire going...and soon all those A-round...can warm up to its glowing..." and then you hit me with this! :P

Awesome!

bman said...

And I thought the original "Office Linebacker" was hilarious! This is so much funnier! Gary cracks me up.

"When I see selfishness, it's my job to blow them up!"

wv: ommish

Poorly educated, still amish.

bman said...

Oh! I forgot!

There's a video online somewhere about how much better everything is in Koine Greek.

You should find it!
Ah, don't worry about it! I found it after deciding not to be that lazy guy on comments! Here's the link!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvVylnHnn9s

Bible College Student said...

Very amusing!