Friday, April 10, 2009

Meet Mr. Peep Poop

As far as pranks and general disgustingness go Easter is pretty tame. However, it is my belief that even the sweetest of holidays can tricked out in ewww. For this simple prank you will only need the following:


(you will also need wax paper and a microwave)

What? What's that you say? How can marshmallowy goodness and miniature cream eggs buy a ticket to Ickville?

Take your Cadburry fondant delectable, place in on the wax paper and microwave it on high for about 7 seconds, until it just begins to melt.

I could explain the rest, but why don't I just show you?

Meet Mr. Peep Poop

It seems our sugary friend has had an accident, and right on my computer desk, too. Poor little chickadee had to go pee-pee, and seeing that he has no wings or legs, he had to make do (or doo doo?).

Mr. Peep Poop puts the panache back in Passover, the Goofy in Good Friday, the Edible in Easter. No matter the date, he puts the "F" in family and fecal matter. Just sit one of these little guys on a guest's chair and when they pull it out - surprise! Or what if he flew inside the mailbox by mistake? Or what if he and 25 of his friends found his way to your neighbor's car windshield? Or just one little guy got left behind...(wait for it)...on your mother-in-law's toilet seat? Silly birdy, he almost made it.

Be sure to let me know how it works for you. Send me a JPG and I'll post it right here. Or do you have your own gross candy gag? Please share. I'm all about sharing.

10 comments:

Rachel said...

Buy the big Tootsie rolls, nuke them for about 10 seconds, then they are malleable and can be shaped to look like cat poop. If you have more time, make a yellow cake, then break it into chunks. Put the chunks in a pan so it looks like a littler box. he he he.... then add the molded Tootsie rolls.... he he he

Alison said...

Nice...I've got a couple of people in mind that deserve a little poop. You gonna bail me out if I get put in jail for property damage?? :)

Nick the Geek said...

And here I thought this might result in potential mayhem or maiming. Fun little game along these lines is to melt 10 different candy bars into diapers. Done right it looks like it is baby fresh. Then you let people try and guess what's what.

sara said...

I've done Nick's game at baby showers. It is disgustingly fantastic.

Stacy from Louisville said...

I've done the baby shower game, too. I taste the diaper contents, which grosses people out, but I win the game.

katdish said...

I can't think of a better way to use peeps or cadbury eggs. They are equally disgusting. What the heck is that stuff in the middle of that egg, anyway? Oh yeah...it's poop.

Good, Good Friday to you Stace!

wv: menscrow - Could go a couple of ways, but I'll just leave that to your imagination.

Anonymous said...

Wow! Youre fantastic! Have you thought of doing a cook book?
jo sista

Christy said...

You are so weird. ;0)

Marni said...

And here I thought Peeps were only good for the the "lick em and stick em" to other peoples things to annoy them. Now I can add the Cadbury-ness to the whole thing and DOMINATE at annoying even more uptight people with my pranks. Bwwwaaaaaahhhhahahahahaha....

Dog snob said...

I should have read this before spending Easter day at my in laws...