Monday, December 15, 2008

Winning Caption - And Runners Up

Twas the night before Christmas
Santa wanted to get smashed
But he was stuck taking pictures
With this pain in the....
- Teamstrand

Congratulations to Teamstrand! It's just like everyone's favorite movie "It's A Wonderful Life": "Mommy, teacher says, 'Every time a disco ball blings a blogger gets free things!'" So, in the spirit of The Season, Teamstrand will rake in The Classy Christmas Crap Pile.

But I'm not out of love yet my friends. That's right, there are some runners up. Each will receive a special SFL consolation prize. Here they are in all their glory.

Santa's inner monologue - "I am so getting out of debt this year. I can't take much more of this crap..." -Pastor Swish

Opening the church Christmas card, Elder Smith knew the New Year would bring some staffing changes at First Grace Baptist Community Bible Church Fellowship. -Deb (it was the church's name that went on and on that wowed one judge)

The results of Prancer's broken leg are proving quite disastrous. -Karen

If your name is on the list send your address to

Thanks to everyone who played along....both with the contest and my delusions... You guys rock my blog every day!


Deb said...

did you mean "small" instead of "smalll" in your email address? my email was returned undeliverable. My mistake? or yours? Thanks to you and to the judges! My family will be more than a little pained that you have encouraged me in this manner. And I can quit visiting your site every 5 minutes to check out the competition.

Lu (Lucille) said...

My husband was going to enter but twas too late! So, I'll post what I remember he was going to say since it was my fault it didn't get entered in time. Then I'm not lying when I say I entered it on the blog. And to be fair, if he asks if I entered it on time I'll say no, no I didn't. So, I'm being honest right??

'Even after Dad died, Mum carried on the family tradition of dressing up like Santa for 'little' Billy's Christmas photo.'

You see, if you look at the photo, Santa is NOT a man. She has a 'feminine figure' even.

Not even sure on how many levels this is photo is disturbing.

Stacy from Louisville said...

Deb, thanks for the heads up. The error has been corrected.

Tasty said...

WOOT! LOVE the winning entry. Congrats to all, including the writer of this loverly blog.

Christy said...

Oh well, at least Marni liked mine. Thanks, Marni!

teamstrand said...

Thank you all. You like me. You really like me. Wow. I am honored, I am glad I went against the advice of my pastor and posted something that may have lead people astray.

Karen said...

Thank you! :-) I'm so excited, I emailed someone earlier today.

WV: rudgen: a rug found in a den, as written by one with dyslexia.