Twas the night before Christmas
Santa wanted to get smashed
But he was stuck taking pictures
With this pain in the....
Congratulations to Teamstrand! It's just like everyone's favorite movie "It's A Wonderful Life": "Mommy, teacher says, 'Every time a disco ball blings a blogger gets free things!'" So, in the spirit of The Season, Teamstrand will rake in The Classy Christmas Crap Pile.
But I'm not out of love yet my friends. That's right, there are some runners up. Each will receive a special SFL consolation prize. Here they are in all their glory.
Santa's inner monologue - "I am so getting out of debt this year. I can't take much more of this crap..." -Pastor Swish
Opening the church Christmas card, Elder Smith knew the New Year would bring some staffing changes at First Grace Baptist Community Bible Church Fellowship. -Deb (it was the church's name that went on and on that wowed one judge)
The results of Prancer's broken leg are proving quite disastrous. -Karen
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Thanks to everyone who played along....both with the contest and my delusions... You guys rock my blog every day!