Dan's got competition, but he's good with it. This dude stole my heart and hid it somewhere I never hope to find it. When the ultrasound tech said, "It's a boy!" a tear fell from my eye and I wondered if I'd ever recover. How's it possible to fall in love with someone you've never met? I still can't answer the question but I know such magic happened to me. The spell unravels itself daily and I'm neck-deep in crazy love.
I love him because he sat in the barber's chair and said, "I need to get my faux hawk on."
I love him because he told his Sunday School teacher, "I'm hip and fly."
I love him because no matter what I tell him we're having for dinner he says, "You mean tomato and poop soup?"
I love him because when we went to Wal-Mart he told me he wanted a Transformer just like the one on his underwear. Then pulled down his pants in the main aisle to show me what he was talking about. Just so there'd be no confusion.
I love him because he runs to me with a tube of hair gel and says, "Mom, I need you to 'hauk' my 'faux'."
I love him because he walks past the office and looks in at me at the computer. Then he throws his hand up to his forehead and says to his sister, "It's Stuff Christians Like. Mom's trying to be funny again. This is gonna take awhile." Then shakes his head and walks away.
I love that today he's gonna think he's all about it when he sees his likeness plastered on my blog. He's hit the big time for sure.
Thanks for indulging me today. This post is for him; the 5 year old with the faux hauk who stole my heart.
And I love his sister because she told him, after he opened his gifts, "I think it's so great that after you go to bed Mom & Dad are going to give your stuff away to charity."
Oh, the legacy we build around here every day...
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