Did you know you can have all the goodness of Stacy From Louisville in the form of a subscription? There is a real, live button somewhere on this blog that says "subscribe". It's true! It has only taken me six whole weeks to figure it out.
No, I'm not kidding. That's 6 whole weeks.
For you, dear friends, I stayed course and finished strong. With 3 dashes of common sense, a click of the mouse, and a few swear words thrown in for good measure I came through for you. So do me a favor. Have this lovely site sent to you already.
To tell the truth, I'm not all that sure how a subscription works, I'm assuming it comes directly to you, but then again, it took me 6 whole weeks to figure out the application. You might want to send it to a friend first, or an enemy, you know, whatever and see what happens. In fact, why don't I just make up a nice little note for you to e-mail right to them announcing their new subscription to Stacy From Louisville? That's right. You can now e-mail posts, too. Figured that out around the same time I figured out the subscription thing. I'm so innernets stupid.
Personalize, then cut and past the following. Or just e-mail as is. Either way you're about to become super popular and get invited to lots of parties and stuff. Wow. What's it like to be lucky ol' you? This is no regualr Tuesday my friends.
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Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
You're such a good (choose one, but don't write on your screen dummy - it won't send) : friend, neighbor, husband, sister, pastor, babysitter, acquaintance, janitor, bank teller I barely know, felon and/or inmate, therapist with compromised boundaries, stranger who makes me uncomfortable
In honor of the time you (again, no ink on the monitor): offered your friendship, babysat my kids, walked my dog, demusked the ferret, locked the liquor cabinet when my kids came over, dented my car and then denied it, stole my identity, cut me off in the carpool lane
I'm giving you this free subscription to Stacy From Louisville, the only blog (pick all that apply): as nice as you, I ever read, with month long PMS - just like you!, as neurotic as you, that might talk some sense into you and your inbred family
Have a nice: day, picnic, eternity, 6 years to life, hootenanny, SSRI, burrito, breast augmentation you vain pin head
Love: (insert your name), your wife, your mom, your dad, the cat, that girl you couldn't stand in high school, William Shatner, or Jon Acuff
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So tell me, do you like the subscription notification I made? I did it all by myself. Is it too much? Just who will you be sending it to?
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12 comments:
I don't know how it works either. I just have you in my dashboard. That would be like "Dashboard Jesus" only different because He's ON my dashboard. I have 2 dashboards, the one being in my car (which holds Dashboard Jesus) http://bit.ly/OMT4 and the one that holds SFL. I'm just simple like that and only understand a couple of the internets at this point in my life.
Stacy, Get real. Puppies and kittens? I know better. What has gotten into you? I know you are excited but puppies and kittens? God bless your little heart!
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I'm with Candace Jean. I'll just keep your site on my dashboard.
Which is bound to grab my attention more reliably than another email. I might confuse your messages with the spam which my inbox attracts like a magnet attracts paper clips.
But thanks. Rock on: you will yet master the "innernet."
I may just have to dig through my junior high youth group directory from ages ago and gift some people I haven't seen in years with a subcription.
i read you through google reader. i clicked on the blue symbol in your address bar and followed the instructions from there.
i love google reader. love it. love it. love it.
"Have a nice breast augmentation you vain pin head" made me literally laugh out loud. The kind of laugh out loud that makes my roommates worry about me.
I really like the pictures. Dog, cat, flower, heart, cup of tea, bunny rabbit... vacuum? Why is there a vacuum? I love it.
You are too funny. Thanks for the laughs.
I wish my breast augmentation had come with a subscription. I have no idea how to use these things!!
wv plaph-the sound breast implants make when your husband accidently drops one on the doctors foot. True story.
wooo. something else to annoy my friends with.
I don't know how it works either, but my friend was just asking about it for my blog today. I'm so not smart enough to figure it out. I just have you saved as a favorite....because you so are a favorite!
So I don't know what a dashboard is (except the Jesus one that Candace has; I have one, too), and i have no idea what Google Reader is either. I, too, will just keep you on my favorites list.
And I'll study up on web-lingo for next time.
PS, what is this wv business I see on all these people's comments?
I'm so out of the loop.
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