Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Neely?; Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight." she replied.
"Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
"I've outlived them bitches."
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28 comments:
Eggzackly!
I'm DYING here.....
Lord have mercy...I hope that's what I can say.
I am SO going to strive to be Mrs. Neely!
So is she too mean to die?
I always wondered what the secret to life was......Thanks Stacy! :)
thank you for a GREAT laugh
no words, I'm laughing too hard.
HAHA!
just so funny.
please god let that be me some day.
I thought you were setting us up for a tear-jerker or an inspiring story that would change our lives, but you made us laugh instead. How dare you :)
I'm stifling a snicker right now.
That's what I get for reading at work.
Ha ha ha!
What a great laugh! Is it awful to admit that I want her to mentor me?
OH MY GOSH THAT'S AMAZING!
So, she's sort of your role model, huh? Too funny!
THAT'S how you do it! I get it now.
Missing your posts. Hope you are having a great summer!
Meme time. You have been tagged. It's all Chuck's fault.
That's funny as hell!
LOVE that!
Hysterical!!
Jon's sparkly new SCL website says we should say happy birthday for your birthday tomorrow (or today...if you were living in New Zealand).
Happy Birthday!!
What Huggies said. Happy Birthday. Miss your blog.
happy birthday. i always appreciate your comments on SCL. thanks for being awesome!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday, Stay.
Okay, gotta go change my underwear now.
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