One says to the other, "What should we do today?"
The other replies, "How much money do you have?"
They both rummage through their pockets and come up with $4 and some change.
The first one says, "We can't do much with $4. Maybe we should just go home."
The other, excited, replies, "No! Let's go buy a box of tampons!"
"Tampons! What are we going to do with tampons?"
"Haven't you seen those TV commercials? With tampons we can run, and hike and swim, even go dancing. We need some tampons!"
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