(Just to accomodate today's token of spectacular I changed my blogger template. Tell me, who else loves you like I do??)
If Billy Mays sold poop in a bag I'd probably buy it. Not that I need more poop in a bag, it's just that I can't resist a man who thinks every sentence is worth a shout and an exclamation point!!! But then I met Vince from ShamWOW. Within moments I kicked Billy's hairy faced, raspy holler to the curb.
Something spectacular happens at 2:19 so make sure to catch it. You know the Germans always make good stuff. SIGN. ME. UP.
Great stuff Stacy! This made me laugh almost as much as Monday's post (I especially lenjoyed the Gummy Bears trick).
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah. I like the format. Go with that for awhile.
ReplyDeleteIdiot commercials, not so much.
wv: spoled (ala L'vl) I guess ah'm just spoled, but ah lak a tad more sophistication in mah TV watchin'
Bad news about the Sham-Wow Guy...
ReplyDeleteDoes that thing clean up blood as effectively as it does a spilled soda Vince??
Marni -
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is ShamWOW.
Ummm...this has left me laughing too hard to comment! LOL
ReplyDeleteFantastic! I have been using these things since high school (swim team) and didn't know they had so many uses!
ReplyDeletewv: slangs
As a teenager, I was well versed in the many slangs that exist in high school.
That is ridiculous. Which is a compliment, not a complaint.
ReplyDeleteThats pretty crazy
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It occured to me that the stimulus package should really cover a shamwow for every Alaskan resident. That way, we could keep Vince in a job (I don't think the slap chop is his road to financial independence), and anytime an oil tanker slams into a glacier, the residents could fly into action and rescue baby seals.
ReplyDeleteVery tthoughtful blog
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