Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Neely?; Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight." she replied.
"Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
"I've outlived them bitches."
Eggzackly!
ReplyDeleteI'm DYING here.....
ReplyDeleteLord have mercy...I hope that's what I can say.
ReplyDeleteI am SO going to strive to be Mrs. Neely!
ReplyDeleteSo is she too mean to die?
ReplyDeleteI always wondered what the secret to life was......Thanks Stacy! :)
ReplyDeletethank you for a GREAT laugh
ReplyDeleteno words, I'm laughing too hard.
ReplyDeleteHAHA!
ReplyDeletejust so funny.
ReplyDeleteplease god let that be me some day.
ReplyDeleteI thought you were setting us up for a tear-jerker or an inspiring story that would change our lives, but you made us laugh instead. How dare you :)
ReplyDeleteI'm stifling a snicker right now.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I get for reading at work.
Ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great laugh! Is it awful to admit that I want her to mentor me?
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOSH THAT'S AMAZING!
ReplyDeleteSo, she's sort of your role model, huh? Too funny!
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S how you do it! I get it now.
ReplyDeleteMissing your posts. Hope you are having a great summer!
ReplyDeleteMeme time. You have been tagged. It's all Chuck's fault.
That's funny as hell!
ReplyDeleteLOVE that!
ReplyDeleteHysterical!!
ReplyDeleteJon's sparkly new SCL website says we should say happy birthday for your birthday tomorrow (or today...if you were living in New Zealand).
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!!
What Huggies said. Happy Birthday. Miss your blog.
ReplyDeletehappy birthday. i always appreciate your comments on SCL. thanks for being awesome!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to you!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Stay.
ReplyDeleteOkay, gotta go change my underwear now.
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