Everything you read here is completely true. Except for the stuff I made up.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Superiority Is Within Your Reach
LOOK! HERE I AM COMBINING CAPS LOCK WITH TOO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS AND A BOLD FONT!!!! TO THINK I WOKE UP THIS MORNING FEELING 17% LESS LUDICROUS THAN NORMAL!!! IT WASN'T PMS AT ALL!!!!
MY FRIEND KELLY EMAILS AND TEXT'S ME IN ALL CAPS--ALL THE TIME. EVERYTIME I HEAR FROM HER, I GET ALL ANXIOUS AND TWITCHY. I GUESS IT'S BECAUSE HER ALL CAPS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE WHATEVER SHE'S SAYING IS MEGA-URGENT AND MY BODY GOES INTO REACT-MODE.
LOOK! HERE I AM COMBINING CAPS LOCK WITH TOO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS AND A BOLD FONT!!!! TO THINK I WOKE UP THIS MORNING FEELING 17% LESS LUDICROUS THAN NORMAL!!! IT WASN'T PMS AT ALL!!!!
The amazing part of this? To me, it's that "caps lock" is in all lowercase letters!
ReplyDeleteI'm just saying . . .
WATCH OUT WORLD! I JUST GOT ME SOME AWESOMENESS!
ReplyDeletePASTOR ELDRED!
ReplyDeleteEXCELLENT POINT!!!! AND I'M NOT JUST TYPING IN CAPS, I'M SHOUTING THAT YOU ARE GOING PLACES MY FRIEND!!!
YOU ARE SUCH A DORK!
ReplyDeleteAND SERIOUSLY, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BREAK DOWN AND GET A TWITTER ACCOUNT? YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE FUN!
@katdish
EVERY EMAIL FROM MY MOTHER IS ALL IN CAPS.!!! THE SCREAMING & YELLING!!!! REMINDS ME OF MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMY FRIEND KELLY EMAILS AND TEXT'S ME IN ALL CAPS--ALL THE TIME. EVERYTIME I HEAR FROM HER, I GET ALL ANXIOUS AND TWITCHY. I GUESS IT'S BECAUSE HER ALL CAPS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE WHATEVER SHE'S SAYING IS MEGA-URGENT AND MY BODY GOES INTO REACT-MODE.
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