Just for kicks, go read the Wikipedia article on cooties. Favorite sentence? "By the 1980's, U.S. children had developed an imaginary aerosol cooties treatment where a "spray" is administered over the entire body in conjunction with the sound effect 'tshhhhhh!'."
Sawyer said, "Daddy will have to x-ray you to make sure you don't give them to him."
ReplyDeleteI have ALL KINDS of cooties. I give them to people I don't like very much.
ReplyDeleteJust for kicks, go read the Wikipedia article on cooties. Favorite sentence? "By the 1980's, U.S. children had developed an imaginary aerosol cooties treatment where a "spray" is administered over the entire body in conjunction with the sound effect 'tshhhhhh!'."
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDelete"Even though there is a vaccine..."
Where do you find this stuff?
Day #3 made in the first hour of work. Thanks SFL!
Circle, circle; dot, dot; I have had my cootie shot.
ReplyDeletethat was friggin' hilarious! it's been a cruddy, rainy day - that made it all better. just like a cootie shot.
ReplyDeletereally cute
ReplyDeleteWV: ourny
"Bubba, hurree up. HEE HAW starts in a ourny half!"
Awesomely awesome.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the vaccine is made by Merck (AKA Spawn of Satan) tee hee, and probably costs $600 for a 3 dose regimen of circle, circle, dot, dot.
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