Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Real Men Of Jesus

Ladies, still looking for that perfect guy who loves the Lord? Have you compromised your standards only to find yourself brokenhearted? Do you sit home alone on Saturday nights, eating brownies and cheese curls, watching Titanic for the 57th time? ("I'll never let go Jack!")

Guys, have you reached a plateau spiritually? Tired of Scary Elder pushing you into a corner or the janitor refusing to Pledge the pulpit to a lovely sheen? Looking for the extra somethin'-somethin' to give your ministry an edge?

Well, you're both in luck. Here at Stacy From Louisville I feel your pain. That is exactly why I have dedicated the last 24 minutes of my undivided time to bring slave to your wounds.

Because I've got nothin' but love for you I have expertly cut and pasted a remedy. Girls, THIS is the guy for you. And guys, THIS is what you aspire to be. No compromise, no wimping out.

What you are about to see will solve your problems, or your money back. That's right: OR YOUR MONEY BACK!* I'm not here to make money, people. I'm here to spread Holy Spirit sunshine. So turn up your speakers. Lean in close to the monitor and wait for God to speak. These. Are. Real men of Jesus.

*If not completely satisfied click here and file your complaint. Individual results will vary greatly. Application subject to interpretation. 1 in 1000 may experience adverse affects including itching, tingling, and spontaneous visions of blinking sequin holiday sweaters.

Mr. Really Really Really Long Prayer "At least God's still listening..."



Mr. Over-Emotional Worship Leader "Epileptic Seizure!"


Mr. Ultimate Ultimate Frisbee Guy "Sorry about your head wound..."


NOTE: Michael, a regular reader of SCL and SFL, is the genius behind these videos. Folks, we're in the presence of greatness!! Thanks Michael!
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15 comments:

  1. Ashlie SkidmoreNovember 18, 2008 at 4:40 AM

    hmm. you said bring "slave" to our wounds...maybe that was supposed to be "salve"...

    if i were super clever like you :) then i could figure out a clever retort... instead i'll just annoyingly point out a typo*

    that's how i like to roll...

    *because i never have typos on my blog...never...

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  2. LaurenNovember 18, 2008 at 5:20 AM

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  3. michaelNovember 18, 2008 at 5:28 AM

    I feel like I know the creator of these videos...
    Thanks for posting these Stacy.

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  4. Stacy from LouisvilleNovember 18, 2008 at 5:30 AM

    Michael!

    I'm giving you a shout out right now! So glad you told me.

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  5. BethNovember 18, 2008 at 5:57 AM

    THESE ARE AWESOME!!! Michael, I am totally suggesting my church play these around Father's Day...

    And extra points for the frisbee dude in a Calvin College shirt. Calvin's cool.

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  6. Miss LindaNovember 18, 2008 at 6:43 AM

    ahhhh, the long pray-er.....
    we were trying out a small group at the new church we are attending and I started keeping count of the number of times the woman said "Father God".
    23 times... and this was AFTER I had gotten bored, looked around and was looking for something to do instead of breaking out in laughter...in total it had to be over 75 times...
    sigh....never going back to that group.....I was just glad I didn't get struck by lightning for my thoughts.
    Love the blog!

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  7. ChristyNovember 18, 2008 at 7:02 AM

    Really clever videos. Thanks for sharing' it's always good to smile.

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  8. AnonymousNovember 18, 2008 at 7:18 AM

    and here I thought you were going to talk about me and your husband, when you were talking about perfect guys...

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  9. MarniNovember 18, 2008 at 8:19 AM

    I am snorting and crying at my desk! Those are so stinkin' hysterical. I'm sending them to a pastor buddy of mine because I know he'll show them in staff meetings to make everyone else snort and cry ;)

    I LOVE LOVE LOVE the Budweiser commercials, so the spoof on those using church stuff is the absolute ultimate in humor.

    Thanks for my hysterical laughter of the day!

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  10. MarniNovember 18, 2008 at 8:22 AM

    Okay I just started snorting and crying at your "complaint link". I am so tickled now I doubt I'll get much done the rest of the morning. My boss sincerely thanks you.

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  11. SorenNovember 18, 2008 at 8:40 AM

    Those are hilarious! Thanks for sharing.

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  12. AnonymousNovember 18, 2008 at 8:45 AM

    Oh man these are great. How funny - I know a ton of people who I can send these to. Nice to have a really good laugh this morning.

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  13. Rick the PolonianNovember 18, 2008 at 1:08 PM

    They need one for "Mr. We are Best Friends Though We Haven't Met Let Me Give You a Supermassive Bear Hug Church Greeter Guy"

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  14. J.L. NeyhartNovember 19, 2008 at 12:29 PM

    very, very funny. I am in awe of your creative genius Michael. :) And Stacy: well done.

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  15. PaulNovember 21, 2008 at 11:10 AM

    Mr. Ultimate Ultimate Frisbee guy IS Jon Acuff. I know it for a fact.

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