tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8840304789503373528.post6012101420271033388..comments2023-10-19T02:21:30.858-07:00Comments on Stacy from Louisville: "Dear Stacy" Answers Your QuestionsStacy from Louisvillehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10073539622676635354noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8840304789503373528.post-78219222522462645952008-09-05T09:41:00.000-07:002008-09-05T09:41:00.000-07:00well, steph, I AM a Christian. Gotta get my God s...well, steph, I AM a Christian. Gotta get my God shout out said in a nice telephone voice in there, otherwise you may think I am a sweaty Philistine. At the time of my post I happen to be sweaty from no power or a/c for 3 days, but still, I am a Christian, NOT a Philistine. Grace & Peace, daphnedaphnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06826293616169315182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8840304789503373528.post-29116994587787987342008-09-04T20:16:00.000-07:002008-09-04T20:16:00.000-07:00this isn't a 'Dear Stacy', but Daphne's post just ...this isn't a 'Dear Stacy', but Daphne's post just made my day. Read it with emotion and then end it in a telephone voice. <BR/>Guaranteed laugh.Stéphaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14731237487969063602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8840304789503373528.post-24275561628332034162008-09-04T11:21:00.000-07:002008-09-04T11:21:00.000-07:00Dear Stacy, I have a friend who recently started a...Dear Stacy, <BR/>I have a friend who recently started a new blog and she seems to have garnered quite a following already... she claims to believe she only has one or two readers, but the fact that this is the 11th comment on this blog proves that there are at least 11, probably 30 or more because we all know that not everyone who reads a blog actually leaves a comment... my question then is, how can I keep this poor soul from getting a big head? :)J.L. Neyharthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05000828002102877415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8840304789503373528.post-37936268368257415672008-09-04T08:08:00.000-07:002008-09-04T08:08:00.000-07:00Dear Stacy,I saw leg warmers on sale at Clairs the...Dear Stacy,<BR/><BR/>I saw leg warmers on sale at Clairs the other day, in Texas no less, is there any way possible to prevent this scary trend from making a reappearance into American culture?Glennahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17107558482848466735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8840304789503373528.post-12148819089612675722008-09-03T15:25:00.000-07:002008-09-03T15:25:00.000-07:00Uh, yeah, mine is urgent.Dear Stace,Why the rakin ...Uh, yeah, mine is urgent.<BR/>Dear Stace,<BR/>Why the rakin frakin heck do I still not have power, water, gasoline or the internet?!? I had to tuck tail and run up to Lake Charles and how do you like this? I had promised my babies happy meals because they kept asking why Jesus sent a storm that ripped massive trees out of the ground in front of their little eyes so I just said HAPPY MEALS! Mama will get you Happy Meals! We drive 3 hours away and NO RAKIN FRAKIN HAPPY MEALS! Why Stace? Why? Grace & Peace, daphnedaphnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06826293616169315182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8840304789503373528.post-33448674447614966792008-09-02T21:25:00.000-07:002008-09-02T21:25:00.000-07:00Dear Stacy,I have insomnia. Please help! I find my...Dear Stacy,<BR/>I have insomnia. Please help! I find myself reading this blog and the SCL blog because I laugh, which is much better than the alternative of laying in bed and cursing. (I don't think Jesus is a big fan of my new potty-mouth habit! :) Help!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8840304789503373528.post-67610067723938494222008-09-02T15:46:00.000-07:002008-09-02T15:46:00.000-07:00De-lurking for this message. First, I heart your ...De-lurking for this message. First, I heart your blog so much and your comments over at SCL.<BR/><BR/>So...<BR/>Dear Stacy,<BR/>Is the "team game" unchristian? <BR/><BR/>An example of the team game: Sistah Dubh and Mhari Dubh (that's me) are walking into Michael's craft store and see the following glorious vision: <BR/>A woman of a certain age in purple from head to toe; that's right purple pumps and (I'm guessing) purple knee-hi nylons to the GIANT (I mean humongous) purple multi-petalled fake flower in her (and I may have imagined) slightly purple tinted poodle-tight permed do.<BR/><BR/>Within a split-second of taking this all in Mhari Dubh says to Sistah Dubh, "she is so on your team!" Sistah Dubh replies, "argh! not fair"<BR/><BR/>We have found that we must declare "team game off" at State Fairs because, really, we wouldn't be able to eat our deep fried twinkies.Mhari Dubhhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03184174664678449993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8840304789503373528.post-1889175249045210852008-09-02T14:55:00.000-07:002008-09-02T14:55:00.000-07:00Dear Stacy,We all know that in order to get a mani...Dear Stacy,<BR/>We all know that in order to get a manicure in Kentucky you have to cross state lines and find a Waffle House somewhere else in the south who let's a few beauty school drop outs give 'manicures' in the back. Since you are driving all the way from Kentucky to find such an upscale salon, you will be expected to pay in moonshine, and a vintage Kentucky derby hat.<BR/>Ok, that's off my chest. I know you don't have a manicure.<BR/>I have some serious questions, but you are the only the second to last friend I would ask, so I'm not quite desperate enough yet. Love ya like a white trash flamingo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8840304789503373528.post-34501899122788092612008-09-02T14:50:00.000-07:002008-09-02T14:50:00.000-07:00Dear Stacy, I do not like the random "stand up and...Dear Stacy, <BR/>I do not like the random "stand up and shake hands" with a neighbor at church. That being said, I managed to avoid participating for about a year, due to chemo/radiation. A thing my hubby refered to as my "cancer blessing". Well, I guess that I can't get away with it anymore because I have been called out by a couple people. I have tried to busy myself, so as not to appear "able to stand" and I have even faked sneezed and looked upset that I was unable to extend my appendage. Any ideas what to do next?teamstrandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00140847637499021149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8840304789503373528.post-91189503688551359552008-09-02T12:16:00.000-07:002008-09-02T12:16:00.000-07:00Dear Stacy, where do we leave our annoying kids? I...Dear Stacy, where do we leave our annoying kids? Is there a country only smart parents know about, where they leave their snarky kids? Then it looks like they only have GOOD and upright, Greek and Latin quoting kids who are too busy helping the poor and down trodden to mouth off to their moms???? Can I PLEASE get a kid's one-way fare to Reformimand??<BR/><BR/>Did u know we think yer kewl?<BR/><BR/>See?? I can't even speak ENglish anymore!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8840304789503373528.post-83215434209097846012008-09-02T07:34:00.000-07:002008-09-02T07:34:00.000-07:00Dear Stacy, I have a full-time (albeit, mostly wor...Dear Stacy, <BR/>I have a full-time (albeit, mostly work from home) job, a husband, an infant, ministry commitments, an incredibly filthy apartment, and a blog that is in desperate need of regular maintenance. How can I manage to get my work done, nurture and feed my family, continue in my women's Bible study, prevent bacteria from overtaking my entire home, AND manage to do a little something for me (and my one whole blog reader) without adding four hours to the day? Your family looks pretty clean in the photos you've posted, and you manage to update this thing fairly regularly, so I imagine you must be the sensei I need.Miss Hannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08681026841522628960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8840304789503373528.post-7042924562053423062008-09-02T06:00:00.000-07:002008-09-02T06:00:00.000-07:00Dear Stacy, I'm addicted to blogs. Once I sit dow...Dear Stacy, I'm addicted to blogs. Once I sit down at my PC, I'm here for hours. The worst symptom of this addiction is my behind seems to be growing bigger and bigger. How can I stop this spreadage without giving up my new passion?Christyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18101046996892349364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8840304789503373528.post-41523083228198160092008-09-02T05:19:00.000-07:002008-09-02T05:19:00.000-07:00"if you don't look good, Jesus doesn't look good"?..."if you don't look good, Jesus doesn't look good"?<BR/><BR/>where are my depends???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com